| | is there anything better than new soap?
let me walk you through a common occurrence that happens all too frequently.
you're in the bathroom, getting your shower on... with a bar of soap on its last legs. you strain and struggle, trying to get maximum freshness out of a now thin, flimsy piece of cleaning product. it wiggles and bends... and suddenly, snaps in half. doggone it! how am i going to rock the freshness now? somehow, you manage to finish your business with those two (or more) impossible to hold nubbins and towel off.
the next time you head to the bathroom to get your shower on... you catch sight of the empty soap dish. uh oh. it is time for "new soap". so like a boy on christmas, you run to the closet or rummage under your sink. hello you. come hither, freshmaker. ahhhh, so fresh, so clean! so full of potential and cleaning goodness! once i struggled to make a sufficient lather, now i lather in abundance!
maybe it's just me, but is there any better sensation than having that brand new bar of soap? :)
addendum: as an added corollary, sometimes that new bar of soap's cleaning power is too great! what a terrible feeling it is when your brand new freshmaker cleans its way out of your grip and... THUNK! has a brand new dent. oh soap, i was young and naive... i couldn't handle you...
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| | Posted 9/28/2007 2:56 AM - 38 Views - 14 eProps - 8 comments
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