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Friday, September 28, 2007

new soap

 is there anything better than new soap?

let me walk you through a common occurrence that happens all too frequently.

you're in the bathroom, getting your shower on... with a bar of soap on its last legs.  you strain and struggle, trying to get maximum freshness out of a now thin, flimsy piece of cleaning product.  it wiggles and bends... and suddenly, snaps in half.  doggone it!  how am i going to rock the freshness now?  somehow, you manage to finish your business with those two (or more) impossible to hold nubbins and towel off.

the next time you head to the bathroom to get your shower on... you catch sight of the empty soap dish.  uh oh.  it is time for "new soap".  so like a boy on christmas, you run to the closet or rummage under your sink.  hello you.  come hither, freshmaker.  ahhhh, so fresh, so clean!  so full of potential and cleaning goodness!  once i struggled to make a sufficient lather, now i lather in abundance!

maybe it's just me, but is there any better sensation than having that brand new bar of soap?  :)


addendum: as an added corollary, sometimes that new bar of soap's cleaning power is too great!  what a terrible feeling it is when your brand new freshmaker cleans its way out of your grip and... THUNK! has a brand new dent.  oh soap, i was young and naive... i couldn't handle you...
 Posted 9/28/2007 2:56 AM - 38 Views - 14 eProps - 8 comments

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Visit msbubbles's Xanga Site!
ahahaha awesome post duude!
i think you can be a pretty good author... i was captivated by your diction & vivid descriptions!
and yes... fresh soap... in its awesome-y clean goodness does feel invigorating!
Posted 9/28/2007 12:46 PM by msbubbles - reply

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depends on the brand of soap. =) i'm really REALLY picky about soap. big surprise, hmmm?
Posted 9/28/2007 2:17 PM by stellaluna012 - reply

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i love me some lever 2000.

and dove cucumber melon...but that stuff MELTS.
Posted 9/28/2007 9:41 PM by rara_avis - reply

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thats cute...lol...u kno u wouldnt have this problem if u used liquid soap
Posted 9/30/2007 12:09 PM by uR_aZn_sWeeTie - reply

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did you really just post about soap?! hilarious friend. hilarious.
Posted 10/2/2007 1:16 AM by yfcbagel - reply

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hahAa
Posted 10/7/2007 12:00 PM by Pammies_life - reply

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ohhh derms... hahahaha
Posted 10/8/2007 12:24 PM by amoXT - reply

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@jules - ahaha, invigorating! that's one adjective i forgot to use! :D
@stella - completely not surprised. at all. hahahah
@ina - i'm pretty partial to lever 2000 also. with aloe vera. :D
@tiffy - liquid soap? what am i, a woman? ;)
@kay - i shore did!
@pam - i miss you, let's catch up soon!
@leslie - ohhh dear. :D
Posted 10/9/2007 10:32 PM by boyblue - reply


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